[I know, I haven't posted a new one in a while, but it seems my spam filter is working overtime. As always, if you have a good one, please share it with the Monkey. Cheers!] Dearest One, With due respect, trust and love for humanity,I write this letter to you seeking your help and assistance, though it seems difficult since we have not met before.I got your good contact from the Internet online services when I was searching for a reliable person whom God will use to assist me and my family in this critical time of our lives and I believe that you are capable and reliable enough in handling this urgent international transaction of this sort. My Name is Mrs. Aisha A. Ahmed, a Libya refugee ,my husband was one of the personal aid to the late president of LIBYA (Colonel Muammar Gaddafi) father who was formerly overthrown out of power by Opposition Government.Prior to this last serious crisis that is still ravaging in my country,which recently led to misfortune of our government and my late husband position as the personal aid to the late president MUAMMAR GADDAFI ,we were able to come out of Libya to where I am staying now,I inherited a huge sum of money amounting to USD$35,000.000.00 Million (THIRTY FIVE MILLION US DOLLARS). The funds were originally gotten from my late husband out of the country before his death. My late husband was able to safe guard the fund with a very good financial institution out of libya in my name as the sole beneficiary of the fund. I have decided to contact you because I want you to help me and claim the fund as my beneficiary and help me to invest the fund in any lucrative business venture in your country which is investment friendly.Please kindly guide and assist me in making the right investment since I am also interested in buying a residential property as I will be moving my family over there as soon as every thing regarding technical and logistics details is worked out and ascertained to our respective satisfaction. In view of your participation,I am ready to give you a good percentage for your assistance,or better still commit it into viable Joint venture projects,be assured that you stand no risk of any kind as the funds belong to me and my only survived son.As soon as I get your consent,I will quickly contact the financial institution where the fund is presently deposited and make all legal and banking arrangement for the fund to be release to you as my beneficiary for the purpose of the investment.However, upon your acceptance to work as my partner, you can contact me with my private Email:( mrs.ashiaaahamed@musetr.com ) for more details.I am here with my only surviving daughter Sofia. I strongly believe that associating with you to embark on this and other business ventures will derive a huge success here after, please include your full name,Address,Occupation,Marital Status and private contact telephone number/private e-mail when replying. Yours Sincerely. Mrs. Aisha A. Ahmed

The Privacy Office U.S. Department of Homeland Security.

Mary Ellen Callahan Chief Privacy Officer/Chief FOIA Officer The Privacy Office U.S. Department of Homeland Security. 245 Murray Drive SW, Building 410 STOP 0655 Washington, D.C. 20528-0655 www.dhs.gov This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly completed an Investigated with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having a business transaction Consignment Box filed with united state dollars which is on held at custody of New York City police department, During our Investigation, it came to our notice that the reason why you have not received your payment is because you didn’t cover the fund with Original Deposit Clearance Certificate. Since the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has been involved in this transaction, We wish to inform you of the consequences of carrying out such huge amount of money within and outside United States without complying dully with the provisions of the Homeland Security financial regulations and provisions of Decree 1 of 2002 of the United States of America Act, The Homeland Security Service at the dawn of a new millennium, to reaffirm our faith in the Organization and its Charter as indispensable foundations of a more peaceful, prosperous and just world. We recognize that, in addition to our separate responsibilities to our individual societies, we have a collective responsibility to uphold the principles of human dignity, equality and equity at the global level. As an organization we have a duty therefore to the entire American people, especially the most vulnerable and, in particular, the children, to whom the future belongs. The Homeland Security (DHS) already have an agreement to scrutinize and report to the Finance and Economic Committee of all transfer of fund above USD$1,000,000.00 (One Million United States Dollars Only) for an individual for proper investigation before transfer can be made. By virtue of powers conferred on this office in our capacity as the Homeland Security Service Authority on any international transfer of fund. Be informed that you are yet to obtain this certificate as required by law; the delivery of your fund is hereby confiscated as a result of none- complying with the above mentioned certificate which is Deposite Clearance Certificate. Your name, address and picture including the picture of this consignment that is full of cash has been taken to the custody of International Monitoring Team with Central Intelligence Agency on Terrorism and money laundering, for further proceedings and interrogation. It is very important that you comply by obtaining this certificate at the office of the International Protocol Officer in Nigeria for obtaining the certificate, the email address and the person in charge is as bellow: Name: Dr. Frank Duru Email: frank_duru1@rocketmail.com Note that if for any reason we are unable to hear from you within 48hours of receiving this message which is about 3-4 days from now, your case will be discussed at the aggregate Finance & Economy Committee, Legislation & Judiciary Committee, and then at an extraordinary session of the Homeland Security Authority for necessary action to be taken which is to get you arrested and charge you for money laundering. The earlier the better as a stitch in time saves nine! We anticipate to have your swift response to this message. Mary Ellen Callahan Chief Privacy Officer/Chief FOIA Officer.U.S. Department of Homeland Security.

Transfer Completed

James/Silvia

I just obtain the balance funds transfer details from my son in Germany

I hope you understand the unending recession in the United States, as you said on phone

If you meant every word, no more screw ups and yet another fee

The balance is sent by Western Union MTNC 707 193 5524 for $2700

All other inform and the receipt in contained in the attached

Please call me when you pick the funds

Oleg

Proposition d'Achat de Métal ( AU ) / GOLD DUST OFFER METAL ( AU )

I have a new email address!

You can now email me at: worldmetal82@yahoo.com



- Bonjour , Je suis Dr. YAYA OUSMANE MOHAMED, Agent Commercial au Bénin. Mais n'arrivant par à vous joindre directement que jevous envoie ce message pour vous donner les informationssuivantes sur l'offre d'or.Et c'est avec un réel plaisir que nous prenons contact avec vous afin de vous faire part d'une opportunité d'affaires et pourlaquelle nous recherchons un partenaire sérieux. En effet, nous sommes à la tête d'une Société de Transit et de Consignation basée en Afrique de l'Ouest. NotreSociété représente et aide un groupe d'orpailleurs villageoisburkinabés à vendre des métaux précieux naturels ;principalement l'Or.Nous disposons présentement pour l'exportation 500 Kilogrammes d'or ( AU) Brut dont les caractéristiques sont les suivantes :* Origine :BURKINA –FASO * Quantité :500 Kilogrammes * Qualité :22 Carats + * Nature :métal (AU) en poudre * Taux de pureté :97% * Prix :10.500€ /kilogramme * Composition Impureté : 3% (essentiellement Oxyde de fer) l'acheteur accepte l'offre et signera un contrat avec les vendeurs puis se rendra sur place sur Cotonou (Rép du Bénin) pour constater l'existence effective de la marchandise afin de procéder à sa réexportation. Un délégué des vendeurs suivra la marchandise pour le résultat de la fonderie.Toutes les dépenses effectuées par l'acheteur seront déduites du montant total avant payement de la différence au vendeur ceci après le résultat final de la fonderie. Ces orpailleurs peuvent fournir par période d'un Mois 30 à 50 Kilogrammes d'or. Alors nous voulons vous choisir comme représentant dans votre pays afin que vous nous achetiez ou vous nous trouviez des acheteurs d'or réguliers. Si notre proposition vous agrée répondez expressément pour des détails complémentaires. Cordialement. Dr. YAYA OUSMANE MOHAMED.

confirm your prize Lucky No 2-10-18-22-36-4/6.

confirm your prize Lucky No 2-10-18-22-36-4/6.

You have won 1,000,000.00.Euros in De postcode euromillions Email Sweepskas Program Corporation, held on the 15th of January, 2009 in The Netherlands. Your email address was selected via computer ballot along with other 50 million email addresses collected from the web internet accross the globe and your email came up with a golden ticket number. We write to officially notify you of this award and to advise you to contact the processing office immediately for the cliam.

Contact person, Michael Van Holmes.
TEL: 0031-659-019-056
Reply to E-mail: postcodeagent@aol.nl

Below are your Winning Information's:
Reference No (14-23-16-40-48)
Award No 16-4-38-37-20,
Lucky No 2-10-18-22-36-4/6
Batch No NLD318/15/662.
Ticket No 28-20-15-19-22.

Yours Sincerely,
Promotion Co-cordinator
Mrs. Holly Pieter.
REPLY E-mail TO: postcodeagent@aol.nl

Dear Customer

Dear Customer,

We have been waiting for you to contact us for your Confirmed Package that is registered with us for shipping to your residential location.We had thought that your sender gave you our contact details.It may interest you to know that a letter is also added to your package. However, we cannot quote its content to you via email for privacy reasons. We understand that the content of your package itself is a Bank Draft worth of $800,000.00 USD, FedEx do not ship money in CASH or in CHEQUES but Bank Drafts are shippable.The package is registered with us for mailing by your colleague, and your colleague explained that he is from the United States but he is here in Nigeria for a three (3)months Surveying Project as he works with a consultant firm in Nigeria West Africa We are sending you this email because your package is been registered on a Special Order. What you have to do now,is to contact our Delivery Department for immediate dispatchment of your package to your residencial address.

Note that as soon as our Delivery Team confirms your informations, it will take only one working day (24 hours) for your package to arrive it's designated destination.For your information, the VAT & Shipping charges as well as Insurance fees have been paid by your colleague before your package was registered. Note that the payment that is made on the Insurance, Premium & Clearance Certificates, are to certify that the Bank Draft is not a Drug Affiliated Fund (DAF) neither is it funds to sponsor Terrorism in your country. This will help you avoid any form of query from the Monetary Authority of your country. However, you will have to pay a sum of $185USD to the FedEx Delivery Department being full payment for the Security Keeping Fee of the FedEx company as stated in our privacy terms & condition page. Also be informed that your colleague wished to pay for the Security Keeping charges, but we do not accept such payment considering the facts that all items & packages that is registered with us have a time limitation and we cannot accept payment not knowing when you will be picking up the package or even responding to us. So we cannot take the risk to have accepted such payment incase of any possible demurrage. Kindly note that your colleague did not leave us with any further information. We hope that you respond to us as soon as possible because if you fail to respond until the expiry date of the foremost package, we may refer the package to the British Commission for Welfare as the package do not have a return address. Kindly contact the delivery department (FedEx Delivery Post) with the details given below: FedEx Delivery Post

Contact Person:MR. TONY PADDY BROWN
Email : fedex_deliveryservice247@live.com

Kindly complete the below form and send it to the email address given above.This is mandatory to reconfirm your Postal address and telephone numbers.

FULL NAMES:
TELEPHONE:
POSTAL ADDRESS:
CITY:
STATE:
COUNTRY:

Kindly complete the above form and summit it to the delivery manager on:fedex_deliveryservice247@live.com As soon as your details are received, our delivery team will give you the neccessary payment procedure so that you can effect the payment for the Security Keeping Fees. As soon as they confirm your payment receipt of $185USD, they will not hesitate to dispatch your package as well as the attahced letter to your residence. It usually takes 24 hours being an over night delivery service.

Note that we were not instructed to email you, but due to the high priority of your package we had to inform you as your sender did not leave us with his phone number because he stated that he just arrived Nigeria and he hasn't fix his phone yet. We indeed personally sealed your Bank Draft and we found your email contact in the attached letter as the recipient of the foremost package. Ensure to contact the delivery department with the email address given above and ensure to fill the above form as well to enable a successful reconfirmation.

Yours Faithfully,
Mrs. Felicia Paul.
FedEx Online Team Management.
All rights reserved. @ 1995-2009

MSN-AWARD LOTTERY PROGRAMME

BONUS
NEW YEAR AWARD
WINNING NOTIFICATION DEPT.
MSN-AWARD LOTTERY PROGRAMME

14 January, 2009.

WINNER NO. 4

Batch: 903LA/MSN/UK
Ref: MS-524601559

We, the MSN/YAHOO/MICROSOFT MANAGEMENT WORLDWIDE are pleased to inform you today been the 14th of January, 2009 winners of our annual MSN/YAHOO/MICROSOFT PROMOTION AWARD PROGRAMME conducted in SPANISH KINGDOM on the 5th of January, 2009.

Your E-mail address is attached to WINNER NO. 4, with serial number: 4241432880 and drew the lucky numbers: 3-8–13-26–32-47-29, Batch No: 903LA/MSN/UK which consequently won in the 3rd lottery category. You have therefore been approved for lump sums pay of 1,000,000.00 Euros (One Million Euros) in cash, Credited to file REF NO: MS_524601559.

This is from the total prize money of 80,000,000.00 Euro which is to be shared among the eighty international winners in categories C. All participants in this program were selected randomly through our MSN/YAHOO/MICROSOFT Computer Ballot System, drawn from 85,000,000 internet users from all search engines. Your e-mail address was picked by the automated MSN/YAHOO/MICROSOFT Computer Ballot System, which has been programmed for this random selection. This has eventually qualified you for the Winning. This promotional program takes place annually, and is promoted and sponsored by MSN/MICROSOFT Companies, with the support of British/European corporate companies and organizations to encourage the use of Internet and computers worldwide.

In view of this, your prize 1,000,000.00 Euros would be released to you by Our Prize Processing Manager (Dr. Paul Brown). He will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your lucky won prize as soon as you contact him for the claim of your lucky prize.

You are to keep your Ref. number and Batch number from the public, until you have received your cash prize. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and the act of scamming /hacking people of their ref number and prizes.

You are advised to contact our Prize Processing Officer by means of email or phone to the below contact info within the hour of reading this winning notification.

Dr. Paul Brown
Office of the Prize Payment Authority
Prize Processing Officer
MSN-Award Lottery Promotion.
Email:dineroexpress_msn@hotmail.es
Tel: 0034-634-138-911 OR 0034-636-049-280

When you contact him for payment (Dr. Paul Brown) furnish him with the following details for the issuance of your WINNING CERTIFICATE:

(1)Your Full Name (2) Nationality (3) Current Location (4) Date Of Birth (5) Occupation (6) Home/Mobile Phone No. and (7) Scanned copy of International Passport or Driving License.

Note: that all prize money must be claimed not later than one month of notification. All funds not claimed after the deadline will be returned as Unclaimed Prize and donated to The Charity. Please be aware that our Paying Authority will Effect Payment Swiftly upon satisfactory Report, Verifications and validation provided by our prize processing officer.

In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in all correspondences with our payment officer.

Congratulations, once more from the entire Management and Staffs of MSN/YAHOO/MICROSOFT COMPANY to all our lucky winners this year.

MSN-AWARD LOTTERY PROGRAMME.